I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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