my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
