I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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