so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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