Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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