it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
