dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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