Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I want to fling myself into the sun
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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