This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
