He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Drake has all the answers
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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