Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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