laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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