That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
