Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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