just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Randomize
