and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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