Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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