quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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