im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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