He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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