Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My ATM looks so different sober.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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