Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
do herpes really smell.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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