I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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