I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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