it hurts more in the daytime
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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