I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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