Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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