You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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