i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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