I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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