What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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