I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize