the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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