Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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