seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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