their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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