physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I will pee on everything he values.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Randomize
