Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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