Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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