high people should be assigned attendants
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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