the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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