That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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