Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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