what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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