so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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