his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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