ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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