And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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