Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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