I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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