No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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