And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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