I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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