I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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