16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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