Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
