weddingsv make me drug and hornr
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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