our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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