I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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